The Garden Fairy

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I’ll eat all this really healthy food tomorrow.

Of course, I always eat all my vegetables, so this isn’t me. But there really is a garden fairy. She lives next door; if you follow me on social media, you may have seen her obscenely large cabbages and cauliflowers. Not only does she bring me free food, she lets me play with her dogs, and takes care of my cat when I’m out of town, and also brings me stuff from her job. She’s pretty much the best neighbor a person could possibly have.

If you’ve never seen the video clip of the woman who only eats cheesy potatoes, you should Google “woman who only eats cheesy potatoes.” It’s astonishing, but apparently this woman only eats cheesy potatoes. Nothing else. Not steak, not apples, not pizza, not cheesy poofs. Just cheesy potatoes. To each their own, I suppose, but personally a potato-cheese combination is something I’d only want to eat a couple times a year. The Man and I like to joke about it, but I feel sorry for overly picky people, because they are missing out on all the delicious other things there are to eat.

Well, the garden fairy came over today and brought me beets, celery, greens, and fava beans, but I had already planned to make eggplant, mushrooms, and asparagus. Maybe tomorrow.

5 thoughts on “The Garden Fairy

  1. Dad

    I was sidetracked by your suggestion to watch the “woman who only eats cheesy potatoes” which literally made me sick. However, I found an even more unusual video about a woman who only eats french fries, and who, unlike the cheesy potato lady, was not morbidly obese. Potatoes are not a great source of protein or other micronutrients, nevertheless this woman had normal proportions and was, according to her physician, healthy. However, she had a weird neurosis that caused her to gag if she tried to put even a single grain of white rice in her mouth.

    1. littledragonblue Post author

      I feel sorry for all these people. There’s also a guy who eats pretty much nothing but candy and sugared breakfast cereal, and there was another story recently about a guy who had insane stomach problems until he switch to a diet of completely raw meat.

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