You can see it in her face. Mrs. Butterworth is *guilty*. GUILTY! She always seemed a bit too sweet.
If this isn’t simultaneously the funniest and stupidest idea I’ve ever had, I’d be happy to entertain alternate nominations for those superlatives. Anyway, Colonel Mustard looks like a bitter pill.
If Mr. Plum turns up dead tomorrow, it will be because he was in the icebox looking delicious, so sweet and so cold.
I’m pretty sure Cool. Mustard’s too busy trying to save the Confederacy to play with waffles