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Knowledge is Dark Power

I can see how you might jump to conclusions but It’s not my fault you skipped your SAT prep class to hop fences.

“Why don’t you draw comics anymore?” people often ask me.

Well, here’s a comic I made, for all the good it will do you. Does this answer your question?

It started, I suppose, with my morbid but not the least bit irrational fear of having a metal bit drilling into my skull while I am conscious to experience it, which morphed into a generalized and perhaps slightly irrational phobia of dentistry in general, which I have been working to overcome for the last couple years. And then there’s the component where my lawyer friend told me that if you dont have a “No Trespassing” sign up, then it isn’t illegal for people to trespass on your property. Even if you have a wall of giant teeth surrounding it. Without the sign, you could be liable for the trespasser’s injuries. With the sign, you’re protected.

That lady, naturally, started out as McKayla Maroney being unimpressed, but then morphed into Morticia Addams being unimpressed, for obvious reasons.

I have like 6 posts that I should have put up on this blog: a super cool bulletin board and a bunch of greeting cards.